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The Witch’s Magical Winter Adventure

Arbutus-handled brooms

A very magical couple and dear friends (who I’ll call Thicket and Huntress) picked me up on Thursday and off we went to Granville Island to visit the market and the artisans. We saw dozens upon dozens of handwoven brooms with handles from every tree imaginable (can’t you just picture one in Baba Yaga’s hut deep in the forest?). They were so witchily tempting, but each of us already had their like at home and which we really do use to sweep our houses with. We played handmade drums and rattles in the music shop, made fun of the incense prices in the magic shop, and went to see the silk weavers’ cottage where I bought plied red silk for weaving rowan cross charms. Then we had dinner in the market and, all of us being dirty-minded, just had to pick the European sausage stall. There was bratwurst and sauerkraut and friend onions and at least half a dozen mustards to choose from.

Granville Island Broom Co.

Bountiful berries in winter at the market

Then it was off and away to Kits to visit Banyen Books & Sound (I’ve gone on about them before). Thicket went to look at books while Huntress and I went right to the drums and to fondle the tarot decks. It’s always so hard to leave there without a stack of books. I managed to get away with only one book, but Huntress (a herbalist) left with a good stack of books on mushrooms and Grieve’s herbal. After pawing over them, we now highly recommend The Fungal Pharmacy, Mushrooms and Other Fungi of North America (a really good identification guide), and both want (but didn’t buy) Chanterelle Dreams, Amanita Nightmares. I, of course, couldn’t leave without a book on sacred brewing that talked of a whole hive mead, the magical properties of bee propolis and combines my two loves of mead and beer; Sacred and Healing Herbal Beers by the poetic Stephen Buhner.  It is full of recipes for meads and beers: herbal, medicinal, psychoactive, and delicious brews. There are henbane recipes in it – I may have swooned.

Banyen Books at dusk

Chanterelle Dreams, Amanita Nightmares

Then we picked up their two wee ones and made the few hour drive to their place in an old gold rush town nestled deep in the mountains. The view late that night was black shadows of mountain peaks and every star imaginable shining down when far away from the light pollution of the city. I fell asleep next to a fire under a ceiling of stars. The next day Huntress and I drove through the gorgeous 360° views of impossibly tall mountains, wild forests, and a large snaking river.  When we returned we read aloud to each other favourite passages from Datura and Christian Rätsch’s Encyclopedia of  Psychoactive Plants while Thicket listened in amusement. We planned visionary plant journeys deep in the mountains’ wild forests for the spring where we will build a temporary structure of greenwood and a good fire, watch for wolves, and play our drums far away from the things of men.

Mead warming in glass and silver over a candle flame

The roaring fire

What better way to finish such a lovely simple day than to drink her hubby’s 4-year old cinnamon-clove mead warmed over the stove by a roaring fire? We talked late into the dark of spirits, magic, herbs, poisons, entheogens, wildcrafting, and doing plant journeys in the forest. “My arm hurts. There’s going to be a blizzard,” says Huntress, and it snows all night long and then the next day and the next. Old Woman had arrived at last. The once-green mountains turned white, a blinding mist rolled through the forest, and everything was covered in a deep, heavy blanket of snow.

The view from their front porch

The view from the other end of the porch

We all hid inside from the snow, watching Grimm and 13th Warrior. What do foody herbalists do when trapped by snow? We made all kinds of herbal teas – fresh lemon, fresh galangal root, and fresh kaffir lime leaves is amazing.  Huntress made us delicious lunches and snacks. Together her and I cooked a feast of roast goose with homemade cranberry jelly, bacon-mushroom stuffing, new potatoes, and sautéed mushrooms and asparagus (with more mead of course). There was so much rich goose fat you could feel your arteries harden, but it’s liquid gold and it was worth it.

Lemon, galangal, and lime leaf tea

Roast goose dinner

Bacon-Mushroom Stuffing

1/2 loaf of sourdough bread, cut into cubes
6 slices of bacon, chopped
1 small onion, diced
2 cloves of garlic, minced
2 big handfuls of button mushrooms, quartered
pinches, to taste, of rosemary and thyme
salt and pepper
2 eggs, beaten

Sautée the bacon with the mushrooms, onion, and garlic until the bacon is crisp. Take the pan off the heat and add the bread, s&p, and herbs and mix. Beat the eggs and pour them over the bread, stirring quickly before the egg has a chance to cook – get it to soak into the sourdough. Push down the stuffing mixture into a loaf pan and baste well with roasted goose, duck, or chicken fat. Bake for 30 min. Leave it uncovered if you like the outside crispy or cover with tinfoil if you like your stuffing soft and moist.

Drinking warmed mead by the fire

More nights staying up late drinking perfect mead in candle and firelight talking of homesteading, gardening, foraging, brewing, beekeeping, and a thousand other magical and wonderous topics we all share a love of. But then, alas, it came time to say goodbye and make the treacherous drive in the snow back down to the city from the mountains and the forest. We passed semis and suv’s on their sides in the snow and saw many a car fish-tail and almost lose control. But we didn’t – sometimes it’s good to have two magicians in a car. It snowed and snowed until we reached the city and found clear roads and blue sky among the clouds. Old Woman’s hold is less away from the mountains and the wild. I already miss my friends, the fire, and the nights of mead and conversation, but I have a hot cup of tea inside from the snow,  there is a candle spell burning on the kitchen table, and I have my fat black cat who missed my warm lap. Life is lovely.

Of Bear Fat, Drums, and Tea

Tearing apart the fat

My awesomely bearded friend Grant who I met at the shamanic conference came over today with a massive hunk of bear fat for me along with house-warming gifts of a bonzai tree and a salvia cutting for me to root. He gave me feathers, a talon and heart of owl, and claws of wolf and I gave him a good bundle of magical woods along with bottles of my salmonberry and ginger-lime meads. I taught him how to render fat and he showed me his style of drum-making with the two bear hides he brought. The hunk of bear fat is so huge that I didn’t get to show him the straining part before the sun sunk below the sea. It’s still on the stove melting and melting until tomorrow (my whole apartment now smells pungently of bear).  After pulling apart the huge hunk of fat we found a tail, the penis bone, and both balls inside – extra bonus like a prize in a cereal box! Well, a prize to a shaman and a witch with a fondness for dead things anyway…

Bear tail, baculum, and testicles

Right now the rendering fat looks like a really gross bear stew of bits of skin, tendon, and hair. But it will be dark liquid gold after I strain it a few times and cook the water out of it. The local natives used it for medicinal salves and to protect their skin from the cold in winter. It’s also supposed to be good for oil lamps so I’m going to use a little of it for tallow candles with beeswax and the rest for a shapeshifting salve.

While the fat sat on the stove for hours, and we were fueled with copious amounts of tea, we set to work making drums with the black bear hides and maple frames I rubbed with beeswax; cutting, hole punching, weaving cord in and out of flesh, tightening, and crafting the handles. I really like his method. It is quicker and simpler than the other methods I’ve done and has a nice “finished” look. Instead of using rawhide lacing he uses waxed vegetable sinew. It’s easy to work with, doesn’t destroy your hands, and you can burn the ends so knots don’t slip out.

Cutting the hides Punching holes into the hideForming the handle Burning the cord ends

He made two larger drums and I made the two smaller ones. I am very interested to see what the hide looks like when it’s dried in a few days. I kept one of the smaller twelve-inch ones and haven’t decided whether to paint it or leave it natural. Grant kept the massive one, I can’t remember if it was sixteen or eighteen inches, but it is impressively big. Now I have lots of leftover bits of bear rawhide – maybe I’ll make rattles or other tools with it.

The finished bear drums

After we finished our crafting and had cleaned up, he went off to visit another friend, a bone collector, to look at her animal skulls and the lovely Holly, my awesome fellow witch, came over to visit me. We had tea by candlelight at my table discussing magic, dreams, and life. It was a good day. Now to wash the bear out from under my nails, my skin, and who knows what else…

tea for witches

The First Harvest

Lùnastal altar

I had plans to walk in the forest yesterday wildcrafting berries and other edibles to make a wild harvest meal for my own Lùnastal celebration. Maybe there’d be pigtails and a handwoven collection basket involved… it was all a very romantic fairy tale in my head. Of course, that’s not what actually happened. A letter slipped through the mail slot said that the house would be painted the next day and that I was to remove all my garden planters and anything attached to the walls.

Henbane seed pods

Red Sunflower My beautiful sunflowers

So I spent the day moving planters inside and downstairs, unscrewing things, cutting back my giant 6-foot catnip plants, and digging up the potatoes and the fennel so I could stack planters inside. What I could leave on the porch I covered in tarps and old sheets to protect the plants from wet paint. My poor garden, it’s never gotten a chance to sit still this year with all the renovations our co-op has been doing. The poor bees keep coming to my porch this morning looking for the flowers, but they’re all gone.

Flowers from the witch's garden

The Fat Lady and her offerings

There wasn’t much to harvest due to our cool cloudy summer, but I did dig up enough red potatoes for a potato salad and three huge fat smoky fennel roots which smell like carrots. I created a flower arrangement of some trimmings from my Rowan tree and flowers of henbane, sunflower, bittersweet, oregano, and catnip in an old milk bottle vase as an offering of what I grew with my own hands and hard work. Then I set up an altar in the kitchen with my root harvest, bread, and two yummy acorn squashes I bought a little while ago and dedicated it to the Fat Lady and the Good Tree.

Meal for the Fat Lady and the Tree

Then I made myself a meal of floured and roasted chicken thighs with sourdough, roasted mushrooms, and grapes and put a portion aside for the Fat One and the Tree with a glass of my mead (in crystal of course ’cause it’s only the best for my deities). I poured out offerings of honey, oil, and mead in more tiny crystal goblets for the beloved and mighty dead and put them on the ancestral altar. They all got to eat first, as is polite, and then I got to eat my meal with a goblet of huckleberry-devil’s club mead. Sometimes it’s the simpler rituals that are the most enjoyable.

Ancestral offering

More Meady Goodness

No such thing as too much mead

There’s no such thing as too much mead… unless maybe you drank too much (in that case drink lots of water and go to bed). Yep, that’s all mead in the picture above – carboys of mead, bottles of mead, and buckets of new meads. Last week my magical mead conspirators came over and we committed murder – mead murder that is.

Into the carboys went the powdered white poisons and we stirred and stirred the meads. Some reacted violently and, as Saturn quoted, “did not go gently into that good night”. In other words we had a few mead explosions on our hands and had to move the carboys into the kitchen with towels wrapped around the necks to prevent the bubbles from spilling all over the carboy and the floor. They’ve now all succumbed to death except the Moon mead which is still fighting and might end up a bit carbonated because of it. After killing, we wait two weeks and then get together to bottle our efforts.

Killing the moon mead

Wild Rose - Rosa nutkana

While honey lies in every flower,
it takes a bee to get the honey out

~ Proverb

I harvested a good amount of rose petals and buds on my last wildcrafting endeavour. I was going to dry them and use them for botanica goodies, but they smelled so good… I made a rhodomel. A rhodomel is a mead made with rose petals, rosehips, or rose water. I made a simple one with all the wild roses I collected, the rind and juice of one lemon and one orange, and a bag of rose black tea for the tannin. It will make two gallons if I’m lucky, but I might only end up with one.

Wild Rose mead in primary fermentation

Cooking fruit for a melomel

Of course, by then I’d caught the mead bug and realized I hadn’t made any just for myself since my one gallon of huckleberry devil’s club mead last spring (which tastes lovely, btw). I decided to make a five gallon melomel (a fruit mead) and gathered up all the overripe fruits I had consisting of apricots, blueberries, cherries, and strawberries and put them in a big stock pot with a bag of frozen mixed berries and a bag of dried mixed berries. I also decided to make it a sack mead which means I’ll be adding more honey than usual to make it a sweeter and stronger mead – 20% alcohol here I come!

I cooked it all up until all the fruits had released their juices and the pot of berries turned into a pot of delicious-smelling liquid. I poured this into the fermentation bucket and added some cranberry and mango juices, the rind and juice of two lemons and three oranges, cinnamon, cloves, nutmeg, cardamom, a couple black tea bags for the tannin, 2.5 kg of honey, about two cups of brown sugar (all I had left), and of course some yeast. I call it “Kitchen Sink Mead” ’cause it has just about everything but the kitchen sink in it! It’s certainly a good way to empty out the pantry and fridge!

Wild Rose and Kitchen Sink meads in their fermentation buckets

After all that meady goodness I realized I hadn’t made a plain metheglin mead since my very first batch five years ago. It was sooo good (and long since drunk), so I just had to make a five gallon batch. A metheglin is just a plain mead, but with herbs and spices added to it to create more complex flavours. Metheglins were once used as medicine due to the herbal content so instead of feeling like a loser for drinking alone I can just say “momma’s having her medicine”.

Now a herbwife doesn’t make just a one-herb mead, no, she goes all out. Into the methlegin went sprigs of fresh bergamot, lemon balm, rosemary, thyme, and wild mint from the garden along with crushed fresh ginger root, dried licorice root, black peppercorns, cinnamon sticks, cloves, star anise, bay leaves, fennel seed, and three crushed whole nutmegs. I also added the usual suspects of rinds and juices of three lemons and one orange for the acid and black tea for the tannin.

A new methlegin fermenting

In went the fresher than fresh local Similkameen wildflower honey and a packet of yeast. It smells like a giant batch of delicious herb tea. All those herbs compliment each other well and I hope it turns out as well as my previous herbal mead which I made with apricot juice (herbs + apricots in mead = drink of the gods).

After ten days all my new meads will get strained and put into carboys to keep on fermenting for six months or longer. It’s going to be a long wait until I can drink them, but it will be well worth it!

Bride’s Influence

Learning to Handspin

I don’t always notice Bride’s influence in my life, but it’s been hard to ignore lately what with all the spinning, carving, and baking going on in my house. Yesterday my lovely apprentice came over bringing her handspindle and some roving wool dyed red and I brought out my undyed roving and my bottom whorl spindle and we set ourselves to spinning. She’d taken an intro class the weekend before, but we quickly learned spinning is something you have to see done and do yourself to “get” it. After a little bit of frustration we were on a roll – look at all that yarn!

She gave me a bit of an evil eye for picking it up quickly, but she’s one to talk! Eventually I’ll spin as evenly as her. We’re both going to another class together to learn how to ply the yarn we’ve spun. I am so excited as there are so many spells to do that involve spinning! I even had a dream a couple of months back that Bride was teaching me how to spin and even what colour to dye my yarn. My first skein of yarn will probably be going into an indigo vat.

My spindle full of yarn

I’ve also been carving away. I need to finish a couple of things and then the next woodwork catalogue will be sent out. There’s been delays due to health and a busy life. This will probably be the last catalogue I send out until June as, after this, everything I carve will be made as stock for the upcoming Shamanic Conference and The Gathering Festival in May.

Woodwork sneak peak

I also got up to some baking (Bride’s influence showing further) and made some mushroom and beef pastries. I made a basic flaky pastry dough with lard and a bit of oat flour mixed in with the pastry flour (super nummy, I highly recommend trying it). While the dough was resting in the fridge I roasted a hunk of prime rib with rosemary and garlic and sautéed two types of mushrooms with the same herbs. I also caramelized some onions after braising them in beer. I made a pan gravy with the drippings from the roast and the juices from the mushrooms along with the rest of the beer.

Roasted prime rib and sauteed mushrooms

Then I cut the beef into little pieces and simmered it in the gravy. I rolled out the pastry dough and cut it into squares and add the mushroom and beef fillings into them with the onions, sealed them with eggwash and a fork, cut slits in the tops to let steam out and then baked them in the oven at 375°F for 15 minutes. They were super flaky and rich. Next time I’m going to try the same fillings with bread dough instead so I can make them larger, less rich, and easier to pick up like a calzone or a Cornish pasty… hmm and maybe add some goat cheese to the mushroom and onion one. I served them with gravy and mustard and a spinach salad – yum!

Mushroom & Onion Pastries before baking

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